super secret battle pokemon card SSB No. 3 Trainer PSA 9 If heads Non-Sports Cards - 1999 Nintendo

If you have plenty of mana, you can dash it out, swap text, and return it to your hand to negate any downsides pushed onto it

How many BREAKpoint cards are worth over $100

Dont Attack Me (Stick) Stuffy Doll does a good impersonation of Brash Taunter, though it only redirects to the named player (so if they lose Stuffy gets a lot less useful) and pings instead of fighting

Assault Suit: Confusing

This time the targetting requirement was eased, but it became a weaker win condition

Im not sure exactly where Temur Energy fits into the current hierarchy of Standard, but it has all the tools needed to compete with the top decks